Even osh kosh people who do wear pajamas typically wear some plaid pants and, at best, a t-shirt. Th

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With cold weather rapidly heading our way, it's time to start thinking about our winter wardrobes again. Down jackets, osh kosh knit caps and wool socks do the job when we're outdoors. Sweaters keep us warm at the office (including the SkyMall Monday headquarters). However, when it comes time to sleep, we're left to burrow into our blankets to stay warm. Why aren't we wearing pajamas? As children, we wore pajamas to bed and it made sense. They were warm, comfortable and absorbed the various liquids that the human body leaks while at rest. Sadly, as adults, we typically eschew proper pajamas for old t-shirts, sweatpants or, for the whores, nudity [Author's note: This is what we in the industry call "a joke." I, too, sleep in the nude and am not a whore. A sense of humor goes a long way towards enjoying this column, osh kosh folks] . That leads to cold nights and damp sheets. It seems to me that our departure from pajamas is some kind of evolutionary mistake. Our ancestors wore animal skins for warmth. They also had there own luxuriously thick body hair to retain heat. Now, we shave and wax off our hair and use our best animal skins for luxury car seats. Our priorities are all out of whack and we're going to freeze to death in our sleep because of our vanity. I say it's high time we returned to our pajama roots. Thankfully, SkyMall knows and understands our needs. That's why they sell Jumpin Jammerz fleece footed pajamas for adults.
Even osh kosh people who do wear pajamas typically wear some plaid pants and, at best, a t-shirt. That leaves their feet grossly uncovered. What's that you say? Socks keep your feet warm at night? First of all, people who sleep in socks are most likely serial killers or freaks. That's a fact. Look it up. Second of all, socks can slide off at night, exposing your feet to winter chills that can become pneumonia and kill you. It happens. Look that up too. Footed pajamas keep your feet warm and keep your body heat circulating throughout your pajamas like a rotisserie oven. Think that blankets can keep you warm at night? Believe that adults look ridiculous in footed pajamas? osh kosh Well, you pay your heating bills while the rest of us read the product osh kosh description:
Undeniably cute and yet boasts a playful pajama attitude that can suit everyone. The do anything, wear anywhere -- Footed Pajamas. While I know that you are undeniably cute (all of my readers are), I've always felt that you've lacked that playful pajama attitude required to earn that promotion/find a mate/survive a nuclear holocaust. Also, lest you think that Jumpin Jammerz fleece footed pajamas were solely for the home, rest assured that these can be worn "anywhere." Finally, a pajama fit for the office, dinner party or funeral. Rather than curl up and die with the rest of the freezing pajama-less masses, fleece up in some Jumpin Jammerz so that you can live to share the oral history of your people for generations to come. And yes, I recall that I might have mocked Jumpin Jammerz in 2008's SkyMall Monday Holiday Gift Guide . After writing this week's SkyMall Monday, re-reading my gift guide review and remembering that even the CEO of SkyMall has purchased herself a pair , I felt as though I owed it to Mr. and Mrs. Jammerz to try out their product. So, next week's SkyMall Monday will be an actual review of Jumpin Jammerz. Things are going to get sweaty.
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